So, uh, next to die is my fedex man. I'm currently sketching a trap for him. The objective is to have a net drop from a tree and scoop him up into the branches! >:3 That way I can FINALLY sign for my package and get it from the man!!! FedEx is currently holding my computer hostage. My poor baby. >___<
And what have i been doing in the mean time? Waiting paciently of course!!! *flips through tv channels* *sighs depressingly* =____=
I like the national geographic channel....oh, whats this? A baboon steals a baby from its bed?!
*watches*
HOLY ^#$&!!!
*2 hours later*
Ohhh a documentary on people being attacked by sharks, ill watch this.(worst idea EVER)And so I have come to the conclusion that we are all going to die slow, terrible deaths.

*steps outside for some fresh air*
*hears wails of little girl screaming for her mother*
*mysterious dog that always whines but i have no idea where it is*
*looks up*
....o____o
*stares at squirrl laying on branch, its tail blowing in the wind*
wtf?! DEAD SQUIRRL!?!
*runs back inside*
THIS is why i never go outside to play! Nothing but screaming children, and whiney or dead animals!! Oh, and hawks and vultures!! @___@

I should open a zoo!







~ *watches shark documentary*
WOW! Blood dramatically increases my brain activity too! Especially when its splattered on the walls, or on an agressors wepon. All i think is "RUN BITCH RUN!"